The Honey Pot
mynameisabi:

oaksandroses:

hahaha, i can’t with this.

This is almost as funny as Fabio’s chair breaking just now.

mynameisabi:

oaksandroses:

hahaha, i can’t with this.

This is almost as funny as Fabio’s chair breaking just now.

(via druesli)

glitterbubbles:

frankgarrett:

homemadecrap:

Vampire Pumpkins via Martha Stewart

I’m making these this year.

I love this!  xoxoxoxo

glitterbubbles:

frankgarrett:

homemadecrap:

Vampire Pumpkins via Martha Stewart

I’m making these this year.

I love this! xoxoxoxo

glitterbubbles:

so, Cody brought this home today. he cross stitched this in his handwork class. it is an evil vampire hamster wearing a tophat. he designed the pattern himself, in case that wasn’t clear…
here is a slightly sharper photo:

I think it may be the cutest evil hamster I’ve ever seen. 
xoxoxoxo

HE DESIGNED IT HIMSELF <3 ugh, it’s so cute it hurts.

glitterbubbles:

so, Cody brought this home today. he cross stitched this in his handwork class. it is an evil vampire hamster wearing a tophat. he designed the pattern himself, in case that wasn’t clear…

here is a slightly sharper photo:

I think it may be the cutest evil hamster I’ve ever seen. 

xoxoxoxo

HE DESIGNED IT HIMSELF <3 ugh, it’s so cute it hurts.

Geek Zodiac
I&#8217;m Undead:
(Count Dracula, Eric Northam, Zombies, Buffy, the Ghostbusters)
+Soulful, Transcendental, Knows value of all life.
-Haunted, Tormented, Difficulty connecting to humanity.

Geek Zodiac

I’m Undead:

(Count Dracula, Eric Northam, Zombies, Buffy, the Ghostbusters)

+Soulful, Transcendental, Knows value of all life.

-Haunted, Tormented, Difficulty connecting to humanity.

johncabrera:

If I had to choose between being thrown into a pit of zombies or being thrown into a pit of people wearing zombie makeup…. I would choose the zombies in a heartbeat.

Seeing a person in real life wearing zombie makeup makes my skin crawl. Especially if they’ve been partying all evening and beads of sweat have washed off the makeup in stripes down the sides of their face. *shudders*

Same applies for vampire makeup.

Clearly I’m not a big fan of Halloween.

interesting…I would really want to see these pits of zombies, vampires, and make-up drenched faux monsters to access assess determine which one I’d be most likely to survive or suffer the least miserable demise. Mostly, a rule I live by is, NEVER go to a pit party/slaying. IT’S A TRAP!

(Source: johncabrera)

After a particularly bad carving party, where someone picked up the remote and turned to HGTV and I said something really hostess-y like, “It’s motherfliping Halloween, if you want to watch home renovation shows GO TO YOUR HOME.”

I’ve made it pretty clear that the rule is: the TV has to always be on something creepy. Even if the TV is on mute.

So, mostly the bunch of babies I know just don’t even look at the TV. I was laughing on the inside all night, because this kept happening:

Guest: Oh, there is some sort of vampire show on.

me: those are Zombies. I’ll change the channel, it’s about to get pretty gross.

(later)

Guest: oh there is another Vampire show on.

me: it’s a different movie but, those are still Zombies.

Guest: Vampire.

me:Still Zombies.

Guest: Vampire.

me: Still Zombies.

me: I love Zombies.

Guest: good for you! I can’t watch those Saw movies.

me: neither can I!

haha, this was really bothering me. I was sure I had posted a version of this joke before but, I couldn&#8217;t figure out what tags I had used. Then I realized the other joke was actually a Why do you Sparkle? post. It&#8217;s so rude to ask about sparkling, if Lafayette and Voldemort agree, it must be true.
glitterbubbles:/screenwipenewscene:/anywayyouwantitagron:/ivefallenfromgrace:/gigglemonster:/qoscar:/rollercoasterkindofrush:/fakelines:/(via frankiehorror)

haha, this was really bothering me. I was sure I had posted a version of this joke before but, I couldn’t figure out what tags I had used. Then I realized the other joke was actually a Why do you Sparkle? post. It’s so rude to ask about sparkling, if Lafayette and Voldemort agree, it must be true.

glitterbubbles:/screenwipenewscene:/anywayyouwantitagron:/ivefallenfromgrace:/gigglemonster:/qoscar:/rollercoasterkindofrush:/fakelines:/(via frankiehorror)

glitterbubbles:/sugar-booger:/harryfuckingpotter:/hellorandomstranger
orphanelliott:

A is for Angel, B is for Buffy: A Joss Whedon Alphabet.
A soon to  be complete set of Flash cards.

ugh, this Flash card tease is driving me crazy.

orphanelliott:

A is for Angel, B is for Buffy: A Joss Whedon Alphabet.


A soon to be complete set of Flash cards.

ugh, this Flash card tease is driving me crazy.