When I was in CO last summer, I bought a giant fork and spoon, and I totally forgot to tell you about it. It was the same day I found The Tree House of Awesome. That was quite an impressive goodwill I was wandering around, for hours. I looked at everything twice. Somewhere in my piles of digital photography I have a picture of a kilt-y romance book cover that I’m sure ~ everyone ~ has read.

I think 91 is hot. I think 91 is very hot for Iowa. I let Jazz splash in the creek today, for fun I think, and also to help keep her cool. It makes for a precarious walk for me. I’m glistening. I’m dog sitting until the P.M. but apparently I don’t know how to set calendar events on my phone.

Beer Fest. Beer fest. BEER FEST!

last night, from my Spring ‘I have too much stuff’ sort. I’m probably going to get rid of most of the tiaras but I’m keeping the glasses for various and sundry reasons.

I was going to post this earlier but I realized it was out of focus

and then I realized that’s exactly how I want it

and then I saved it to my drafts on my phone and it’s not there

and then I made another pot of coffee, which really doesn’t have much to do with this post except, debating on whether to make more coffee was another post I saved to my drafts, that also vanished.

I detwigged and washed my hair and I’m in the house with the little bathroom that has good lighting so. face.

So, there might be upwards of two of you tumblroos that have been following my quest for ~ Unicorn Boots ~

so yeah. just trying to find the perfect boot for any terrain and weather condition that I can walk in for days. The Unicorn of boots. UNICORN BOOTS!

Just before Beerster, I was home to collect my mail and these boots had finally arrived. I wore them for a few hours while hiding/hunting for beer. Went up and down stairs and did a few laps in the basement to test them out.

They aren’t Unicorn Boots but they might be my Unicorn Snow Boots.

keepers.

what am I supposed to do with this sorta ugly pendant with my little Jenny face in it?

give it to my mom?

wear it myself?

anyone: is that your daughter?

me: no. it’s me. in the past.

build a shrine around it?

This picture was from a few days ago when we took my cousin for a drive along the Mississippi. Here I am at one of my favorite shops that I’ve mentioned before but am too lazy to link right now.

anyway, excuse me while I handle myself

I have shoveled three properties and walked the dog twice

Now I need to make some phone calls.

I am ravenous and might make another pot of coffee.

OH! HEY. HEY YOU! Is it your dream to have a home in the Iowa hood? HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU! I’d have to check with my people but they would probably throw in the squirrel statuary at no extra cost!