PrincessCousin: what section would I find ReadyMade magazine in?
me: ummm…architecture…crafts…lifestyle…DIY…I haven’t stocked magazines in 15 years..
PrincessCousin: ahahahaha, no, those are good answers!
me: I’M ON MY BREAK, ma’am. A break, I’ve been on for 80 years. What sections did you look in?
PrincessCousin: I found myself near the knitting magazines and I just ran away. I didn’t want anyone to see me and think I was looking at those.
me: hahahaha, like porn.
PrincessCousin: worse than porn.
me: oh you. I’m going to quote you on this later.
I just surprised 8 grazing deer at the park and then on my way home I saw a car with a window decal that said YARN in huge letters.
this neighborhood is turning to shit.
balls of yarn
you can’t just post things like this
Above is a graph of views on the Vlogbrothers channel. Apparently people want translated dance songs and dinner preparation with communist three year olds.
I plan on destroying our streak by knitting silently for four minutes on Friday.
I am the huge spike when the knitting starts.
Cat, you can’t just flash your balls of yarn without some sort of warning.